I've had ethnic dumps. Oh lord have I had ethnic dumps. Burning ones, hard ones, runny ones etc. The Sizzler pizza from Domino's leaves an especially burny ring on my bum the morning after.
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It may look illegitimate because of the three players who left on the other team, but they left at the one minute left mark, and I had already had 16 kills by then. XD