General Discussions

I have a friend who... knocks stuff off clothes racks or knocks something over/breaks it in every store we go to.

I have a friend who:

-acts gay but isn't gay
-acts gay and is gay
-can turn literally anything into an innuendo
-believes that dragons are real
-is half my height
-is twice my height

All different people, obviously.

I have a friend who... I can lean on

[Edited by Zaytiglet, 10/20/2010 5:20:40 PM]

I have a friend who:
- Has a different car every month.
- Has a different girlfriend every month.
- Has a different job every month.

Same person.

I have a friend who drinks more than I do.

I have a friend who sweats on his shirt that looks like a Halloween pumpkin.